What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has No L (Noel).

Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
 Because he had low 'elf' esteem. 

Good King Wenceslas phoned Domino's for a pizza.
The salesgirl asked him:-
'Do you want your usual -  Deep pan, crisp and even?

Why doesn't Santa suffer from claustrophobia when he climbs down the chimney?
Because has had his flue jab.

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